Is it just me, or did we used to have normal-smelling shampoos before? Everything was strawberry, and peppermint, and citrus. Nice, normal things.
Now I pick a bottle up and it’s like DEW GATHERED BY MONKS FROM THE HIMALAYA MOUNTAINS MIXED WITH A ROOT OF AN ASNCLSCHBK PLANT THAT GROWS ONLY IN AN OBSCURE VILLAGE IN AMAZONIA, WITH A DASH OF MAGICAL BERRIES FROM NARNIA TO GIVE YOUR HAIR VOLUME.
AND IT STILL SMELLS LIKE CITRUS TO ME.
YOU LIL BITCH
WHAT IF SNAKES HAD TINY LITTLE ARMS AND LEGS OMFG
so apparently those are called lizards
There are two types of people.
i am literally the only one who commented on this
what i learned from school
- im a fucking piece of shit
- everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
ARE YOU TELLING ME SANDY CHEEKS CAN BUILD A ROCKET THAT GOES FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN TO THE FUCKING MOON BUT DIDN’T KNOW THAT A SEA SPONGE WOULD NEED WATER IN HER AIR DOME
i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week
and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.
And he died in both of them
and he still didn’t win an oscar
the fact that there was an explosion at the boston marathon and the marathon was dedicated to the sandy hook shooting makes me beyond pissed
dildos and dildon’ts
i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed to it so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet and im gross